what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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