- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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