It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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brock has small hands for a small job

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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a chinese man pays the full price

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Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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