- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

who is really lanky? james cornish

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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