whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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