- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Can anyone Lenin money?

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

What comes after 69? 70

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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