NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

My spelling is horrible

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Anti Jokes = Drained

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

homosexual rights to marriage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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