- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

A woman walks into a bar.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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