- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

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