- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

batman farted so hes retarded

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

12 niqqa 12.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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