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What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

A baby seal walks into a club.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

j.p. is dumb

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

What page are you on The gay page.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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