- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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