- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black person die? Of old age

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

I went to work today....

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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