- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

mmm i love marble bumhole

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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