Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

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I like to thumb up my own jokes.

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

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ejaculation JLR

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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