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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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