- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Wanna hear a joke? no

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

knock knock who's there? faith

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What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

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