What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

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What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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