What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

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A: Knock Knock! B: RING THE DOORBELL YA DUMMY

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blond are all stuck on an island 100 miles away from the nearest civilization with no resources. After 2 weeks, they decide that no one is going to save them and they have to swim for it. The brunette swims 25 miles and then gets eaten by sharks. The redhead swims 75 miles and then drowns. The blond swims 99 miles but got tired, so she swam back.

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women's rights

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

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how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

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Yo momma's so stupid, she got a moderately low score on her SATs, and sadly, was not excepted by any colleges she applied to, and never got a job. This is why she became depressed, and resorted to suicide to escape the growing pain.

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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how did the man with just a head hide the fact that he murdered someone? im not sure but this seems highly untrue as someone could not kill someone with just their head.

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A man has a parrot who repeats everything the man says. He constantly complains about his mother-in-law and everytime he says her name it follows with the word bitch. One day she makes a suprise visit and he greets her with a "Oh hello Doris" , he looks in horror to see if the parrot will call her a bitch but instead finds the parrot dead because he forgot to feed it for 4 days.

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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field day?

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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whatdumb and gay stewart price

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Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

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Anti Joke

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