Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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Error 37.

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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