We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

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What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

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Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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