- Anti Joke

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Man U

A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Whats worse than suicide? death

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Good job, son.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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