Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

I C U P White stuff

What is your name? My name is Jeff

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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