- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

What rhymes with milk...milf

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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