What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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