A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

LeBron in the fourth quarter

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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