- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

women's rights

Yo momma's so stupid, she got a moderately low score on her SATs, and sadly, was not excepted by any colleges she applied to, and never got a job. This is why she became depressed, and resorted to suicide to escape the growing pain.

Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

how did the man with just a head hide the fact that he murdered someone? im not sure but this seems highly untrue as someone could not kill someone with just their head.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

A: Knock Knock! B: RING THE DOORBELL YA DUMMY

What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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