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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

who is really lanky? james cornish

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

Here come the elephants over the hill!

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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