- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Pickles

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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