Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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