being sober in a bar fight

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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