What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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