If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

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why am I writing this...im bored

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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