Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Anti Joke

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