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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mom The End.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

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