- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

why am I writing this...im bored

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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