- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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