Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

Why didn't he finish his

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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