being sober in a bar fight

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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