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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

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