- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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