- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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