- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

why am I writing this...im bored

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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