- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

^ That's not even funny ^

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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