A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

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^ That's not even funny ^

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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Alchohol.

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How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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