Roses are red Im adopted

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What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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Women's rights.

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