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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

Alchohol.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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