- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

Roses are red Im adopted

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