- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

What is green and slow Grass.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

What page are you on The gay page.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Matthew Wyckoff

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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