I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

ejaculation JLR

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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