What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Anyone can post anything.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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