If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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ejaculation JLR

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Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

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