- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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