What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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Try it Yourself »

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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