- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Adam Chebali is awesome

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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