- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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