- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

What's big and purple? Barney

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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