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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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HOLY COW!

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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