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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

What's big and purple? Barney

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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