Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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