Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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