What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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