What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

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Parents were talking about a particular whore house and tries to keep it secret to their son. Father: Bob and I saw the house near the river, its a whore house full of prostitutes. Mother: Shhh! Our son is listening. The Son enters the room. Son: Don't mind me, I know that area. Both parents were angry: So you've been there!? Don't deny, you know! Son: Just because I know doesn't mean I've been there. I know the moon has less gravity but I haven't been there.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

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How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

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One time i was sitting down

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

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what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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