What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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A man walks into a bar, He is a severe alcoholic and is slowly drowning himself in booze. The man exits the bar after several hours of heavy drinking and walks home. He enters his home to discover a man in bed with his wife. After the first ten seconds of paralyzing rage, he grabs a .44 Magnum and brutally murders his wife and her bed mate. The man realizes he has woken up his two month old, and after thinking of the horrible act he has committed, he promptly raises the pistol to his temple and pulls the trigger. Oh, I almost forgot, the man was schizophrenic and has never been married.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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This guy went to the store because he needed potatoes. So he asked the clerk where the potatoes were at and she said "Isle fiveeeeeee!" So he went there and there were no potatoes ! hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahajhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahaahahahahahhhhahha

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What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

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Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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Anti Joke

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