- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Women's rights.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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