What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

Micheal Curran...that is all.

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

eoin burgin is fat

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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