- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

A man is pulled over because he is suspected of drunk driving. The officer comes to the window and is greeted by a man who then replies: What seems to be the officer, problem?

What's the difference between a guy who sees the glass half empty and a guy who sees the glass half full? The first guy is happier because his tables tip more than the second guy's.

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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