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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

who is really lanky? james cornish

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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