Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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